Since people seem to think it's just all fun and games to continue with whatever sick, morbid ego trip they have been on, and will not cease acting like asshole casseroles, I feel that it's about time I tip my hat and make a quick, silent exit, I'm kind of tired of asking politely.
It really comes to show what big, strong, respectful people you are.
Thanks for being so understanding, guys, it's nice to see how dickish you can turn at the drop of a hat.